"A Sense of Humor"

When asked, "what do you look for in a guy?" Women instinctively respond, "a sense of humor." I've instinctively come to the realization that girls who answer that question with that cliche response are full of shit. At the end of the day everyone has a sense of humor, so the answer "a sense of humor", don't mean shit. This is what women are really saying when they say "a sense of humor" to the previous question,

"A big cock... Yup, a huge cock is all it takes... But I can't say that or else everyone is going to think I'm a shallow whore."

Of course you can replace "big cock" with any physical or materialistic trait that does little to boast a woman's self image. Be it handsome face, deep pockets, or chiseled physique, its in a woman's survival instinct to appreciate these traits more than a sense of humor because these traits are evolutionary signs of survival and success. Its purely Darwinian for girls to want the shallower things in life, and its purely Darwinian for girls to respond "A sense of humor" in an attempt to land a partner that possesses a handsome face, deep pockets, or a big cock.

When push comes to shove if a guy possess any of the traits a woman finds necessary for a successful and prosperous future, this woman will immediately think this guy is the funniest motherfucker around. This guy could ask, "why did the chicken cross the road?" And you can find this woman splitting a side before this guy has delivered the punchline. Perhaps this is the origin of a woman's desire for a partner with "a sense of humor" and women have since confused the cause and effect. That is a woman will find anything funny from a guy she finds attractive for reasons outside his sense of humor. Or better put, an attractive guy is hilarious, but a hilarious guy isn't necessarily attractive.

If a woman really held high value to a guy with a sense of humor, why don't you see clowns getting laid left and right? So, for all the girls out there asked this question on first dates or random encounters, don't be 100% honest or else you might blow your chances, but be more honest than "a sense of humor" when asked that all important ice breaker. At the very least I guarantee, you will be a whole lot more interesting than the girl who responded with that bullshit phrase.